It had been a long time coming. But here is the balcony scene at last and it’s in stereo : she is singing from one and he is watching from another. Marina Laslo is beautiful and Russian, currently appearing in Russian Romance at the Barbican’; Jean-Christophe (having just sent flowers to her dressing room) is beautiful and French and has perennially been doing things in the kitchen that Casanova did to a quiet week-end in Venice.
Never was a metaphor more needing to be mixed : dubbed the ‘ladies chef’ who cooks ‘the most wild and imaginative food’ from the heart, what J-C has done for puddings, with his spring of warm caramel, or with his 5 hour oxtail…well, put it this way, his sex appeal is no less acclaimed, chronicled and generally official than his recipes.
But while he professionally times things ‘to perfection’, how will Marina rate it ? Having ended his affair with Marina last September, will J-C pull off the double after first ditching the long-suffering Joanne Maynard ? Or will the arrival of two more musketeers, namely Simon Webbe and Colin Farrell, bring another twist into an already breathless tale of 18 or 19 Century dimensions ? For his is indeed a story that has had everything.